Me: No, Hobby Lobby
Alfie: (with mock indignation) What! That wasn't on the itinerary!
Me: (with dramatic flourish) But Joanne's Christmas fabric was soooo disappointing!
Alfie: Then we should go to HPB and get you a book on dealing with disappointment!
And without further ado...
Hobby Lobby Christmas fabric!!
(Bliss)
